Wala na akong trabaho. Binigyan ako ng limang daang piso at ako’y lumayas na.

Survey na pampalipas-oras lang:

Can you answer 50 questions about the 1st person that comes into your mind right now?

Don’t change the person.

Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend??
//_T)>wala

How old is the person?
//_T)>dyes y sais

Has he/she ever cooked for you?
//_T)>hindi siya marunong magluto ay marunong pala siya magluto… pero hindi pa…

Is this person older than you?
//_T)>yes, that person is 6 months older than me

Have you ever kissed this person?
//_T)>yucki!!

Are you really close to him/her?
//_T)>syempre, kaya nga naisip ko siya eh

How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
//_T)>two to three times (weekends lang kami nagkikita)

Do you think he/she will repost this?
//_T)>he/she doesn’t care

Could you live with this person?
//_T)>hindi puwede

Why did you choose this person?
//_T)>kasi nasa isip ko siya eh…

How long have you known this person??
//_T)>seven months

Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
//_T)>hindi pa, wala daw siya pera (lagi naman eh)

Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
//_T)>overnight, pero hindi ko siya ka-kuwarto

If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
//_T)>syempre naman

Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
//_T)>wala, pero ilegal na sa kanya ang pang-aasar kasi pikunin eh

Do you know everything about this person?
//_T)>hindi ah…

Would you date this person’s siblings?
//_T)>hindi ah… puro bata pa, at ayoko

Have you ever made something with this person?
//_T)>0o, pero di ko na maalala ang mga iyon

Have you ever worn this person’s clothes?
//_T)>that’s unsanitary, kahit na kasya sa akin ang mga damit niya

Have you and your person made up a hand shake?
//_T)>many times na

If it was “freaky friday” would you switch bodies with this person?
//_T)>ayoko, di ako makakauwi sa amin

Have you ever heard this person sing?
//_T)>oo, masakit sa tenga, sabi niya pa, galing siya sa rhs choir

Do you and this person have a saying?
//_T)>siya lang… “nagjo-joke ka na naman” pikunin kasi

Do you know this persons myspace password?
//_T)>di siya interesado sa myspace

Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight or argument?
//_T)>oo, kasi over na raw pang-aasar ko… pikunin nga

Have you and this person gone clubbing? TOGETHER?
//_T)>di ako nagka-club

Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
//_T)>0o, pag nililibre ko siya (wala kasing pera eh)

Do you and this person talk a lot?
//_T)>oo naman

Do you like this person?
//_T)>siguro…

ATTRIBUTED TO:

Mr. RC Cola *heheh*